Idiot of the Week Honors
Week 8: Brian Schottenheimer and Eric Mangini. You're playing the Chiefs!!!!!! There are many, many ways to beat this team, but if you want a way to do it to make pretty easy, just run the ball. Run it all the time. Don't stop, because they're sure not going to stop you. So why did you throw the ball 41 times and only run it 24 times? You even had some big runs, but you didn't stick with it. Yes, you won, but only by 4 points. Yeah, its a win, but its like being proud of beating a couple of 6 year olds in a game of Trivia Pursuit and taking 75 turns to win. If you play the Chiefs and consider yourself not a terrible team, you should absolutely destroy them.
Shout out to ca_matt for helping me pick this one. Good call, buddy.
Week 1: Devin Hester. He receives the kickoff in the endzone, and just kind of dawdles around acting as if he's going to take a knee. But then he decides to try to trick everyone and run it out. He gets tackled at the 3.
Week 2: DeSean Jackson. Do I need to say what happened?
Week 3: Kyle Orton. Okay, okay, we know he's not the best quarterback out there, but this play was pretty bad. Tampa comes on a blitz and get two rushers coming free to Orton, he pumps once or twice and continues to run back. When the pressure gets near his face, he tries dumping it off, directly in front of himself. So he throws it to the line, directly into the chest of Gaines Adams who runs it in for the touchdown. Take that sack!!! Take an intentional grounding penalty!!! Throw it away near a receiver!!! Do anything but throw it to the line. Mike Tomlin was the runner up this week for his decision to go for it on 4th and 10 down by 9 late in the fourth quarter.
Week 4: Terrell Owens. It has begun. I hope they're ready (not really). When the Eagles signed TO, I thought that he would turn away from his crybaby, locker room cancer ways. And for awhile, he did. But then things started to not go his way. He started complaining. He started causing a side show. Its all happening now again in Dallas. Not long after he tear-soaked "That's my quarterback" performance, and his preseason love confession for Tony Romo, TO is now upset he doesn't get the ball enough. Of course all good players want the ball, but to complain publicly about it is something else. And the ironic part is they did throw the ball to him a lot this week. And guess what, they lost. I don't understand why everyone thinks the Dallas offense runs through TO. He's a great player, no doubt, but I've always thought that Witten is the man behind it all. If you shut him down (that's a HUGE if), then you should definitely have success holding back the Dallas offense. So TO, shut up, you're an idiot. By the way, I've got to give the runner's up award to our very own poster, JCC. Man, if you want a good laugh, ask him his opinion of McNabb.
Week 5: Carlos Rogers and Chris Horton. This ain't college, fellas. He's not down until you down him. In the fourth quarter of the Eagles and Redskins game, Reggie Brown caught a 2nd and 5 pass from McNabb at the Eagles 46, good for a first down. It was a low throw, so he went down to the ground to catch it. Rogers and Horton just go right by him and Brown gets right up and adds about another 35 yards to the completion. I don't know, maybe they had him on their fantasy teams and needed those extra yards. They're lucky the rest of the team was alert and were able to slow him down so Rogers could eventually catch him from behind. If he had gone to the house on that play, it might have brought the momentum back to the Eagles. But they got lucky. And the Eagles lost.....GRRRRRRR!!!!!
Week 6: Whoever the guy who tells Mike Nolan to challenge plays is. Well, there were a lot of candidates this week. The dude on the Rams who took a 15 yard penalty near the end of the game to make a chip shot field goal into a dangerously long field goal. Ken Whisenhunt was another candidate for calling that timeout when the kick would have been blocked and on the real snap, the kick was good. But in both instances, their teams won anyway. So the honors go to the Niners' challenge people. Actually, they haven't been too great through the NFL in general so far this year, but San Fran's guy must have been sucking back on ole grandpa's cough syrup on Sunday. In the first quarter, Hank Baskett makes a great leaping catch for a first down deep in San Francisco territory. But on the replay, its pretty obvious that he did not have control of the ball. If challenged, it would have resulted in a 4th down and a long field goal attempt from David Akers, who we know has been struggling. But instead there is no challenge and the drive results in a Correll Buckhalter touchdown. Then later in the game, they do challenge the Hank Baskett touchdown catch which looked pretty obvious to me. In the fourth quarter, David Akers kicks the go ahead field goal, which barely stays inside the upright, but was slicing away. The Niners challenge it, which is apparently an unchallengeable play anyway and based on the available camera angles and the fact that the officials standing directly under the uprights have the best angle by far, doesn't look like will be overturned anyway. So there goes their timeout, which would have been nice for them to keep a young quarterback from feeling like he had to rush.
Week 7: Jerry Jones. Well, to be honest, I was going to give the honors to Wade Phillips, but then I thought about it, and I think this one deserves to go to the owner. Apparently Jerry thinks that he's the coach and he's going to say whether or not Tony Romo's going to play. I bet that makes Phillips very happy. He's the coach for a reason. That's why you're paying him, Jerry. And what makes you look even worse is that you said that Romo would most likely play. He didn't. So this week, you made headlines by buying a nice wide receiver. I bet the headlines next week will read "Jerry Jones visits league office to inquire about how much a win costs."